Hysteria the talking carp
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

His-'ter-ê-a

3/17/03 @ 9:33 AM

noun - From Greek hysterikos, from hystera womb; from the Greek notion that hysteria was peculiar to women and caused by disturbances of the uterus  1:  a psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances of the sensory, vasomotor, and visceral functions   2:  behavior exhibiting overwhelming or unmanageable fear or emotional excess

She informed the Imam who ordered the vegetable
to be kept in a mosque for offering prayers.

AND
They say that on 28 January at 4pm they were about
to club the carp on the head when it began yelling.


I mean, really.  A carp?  You've got to be kidding.  Any fisherman worth his or her tackle knows carp are the lowest bottom-feeders around.   They make catfish look like aquatic royalty fer cryin' out loud.

Taking the semiotics a bit far here, don't you think?  I implore you, please.


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